Operator Profile
Fragmentary dossier on the entity transmitting under the name Cats Eating Cornflakes.
SUBJECT FILE: Cats Eating Cornflakes
LOCATION: Nottingham, United Kingdom
CLASSIFICATION: Solitary Composer - Dark Ambient Noise Division
STATUS: Active Transmission
ABSTRACT:
Designated “Cats Eating Cornflakes,” this entity operates as a single-person audio initiative. Origin point traces back to a nostalgic recollection of obsolete composition software known as Dance eJay. While searching for a similar apparatus, the subject instead encountered the digital platform BandLab.com. Initial experiments culminated in the release of the first Extended Play, Wasted Breakfast [2021-06]. Several singles followed, concluding with the first major conceptual release: Dark Nights Call For Dark Chocolate [2022-04] - an auditory reconstruction of a long, cold, rain-soaked night. This marked the subject’s transition toward a more ambient operational style.
OPERATIONAL SHIFT:
After a series of more conventional deployments, 2023-05 saw a visual and conceptual rebrand. This involved the creation of a dedicated data-hub and a deeper commitment to what the subject now terms dark ambient noise. Video production protocols have since been initiated, resulting in occasional visual accompaniments to audio transmissions.
PREFERRED INPUTS:
The subject’s auditory calibrations demonstrate affinities with the following transmissions: VNV Nation, Ludovico Einaudi, MONO, & JAMBINAI.
REMARKS:
The subject reports no formal musical training and limited engagement with traditional theory. While this occasionally generates self-reported doubt when comparing output to favoured creators, the subject acknowledges a deep enjoyment in manipulating the Cakewalk DAW to produce unconventional structures, freed from orthodox constraints. This liberation appears to have solidified their position within a personal niche — a sonic habitat of shadows, static, and sustained droneforms.