EPs / Albums

Ballads For Broken BBQs

(June 5th, 2024)

More of a mellow release than usual, an album about a disasterous BBQ experience

No-one's Coming To Dinner

(May 14, 2024)

5 brooding dark ambient soundscapes for your listening (dis)pleasure

The Ex-Pea EP

(March 10, 2024)

Noisy, distorted, headache inducing 4 track collection

Deviled Egg Destruction

(February 15, 2024)

A return to darker ambient noise after a wee detour with the last release

The Proliferating Presence Of Peanut Butter

(February 11, 2024)

An album inspired by the joy that can only be found when biting into a thick slice of toast slathered in peanut butter.

Choleric Celeriac Cataclysm

(May 4th, 2023)

This 3 track EP sees Cats Eating Cornflakes moving in a brand new direction. Unlike any of my previous releases.

Dark Nights Call For Dark Chocolate

(April 11, 2022)

A 6 track album, with a theme based on a long, cold night. Sort of like a Poundland Vangelis doing the score for budget-Blade Runner.

Wasted Breakfast 

(June 29, 2021)

The debut release from Cats Eating Cornflakes, an EP comprising 5 tracks. Very basic, all tracks were made using Bandlab


Scorched Cheese Sauce

(May 26th, 2024)

Lots of distortion for bleeding earholes

Sporadic Sonorous Spaghetti

(May 12th, 2024)

Dark and brooding, sometimes noisy.

Eviscerated Donut

(May 4th, 2024)

3 track "single." Screechy, dark ambient noise.

Forsaken Salad Leavings

(March 3rd, 2024)

Cats Eating Cornflakes goes mellow(ish).

Crumbling Cookie

(January 14th, 2024)

For when you want a headache.

Wilted Kale

(January 9th, 2024)

A brooding, crackly cacaphony of noise.

Powdered Ramen Dust

(November 19th, 2023)

Slow, tense and electric.

Miscreant Melon Melancholy

(June 15th, 2023)

Distorted, screaming and tense.

Lettuce Asthenia

(May 25th, 2023)

Slow, distorted, dark ambient noise.

Carrots Can't See In The Dark

(May 19th, 2023)

Slow, dark, droning ambient noise.

The Broccoli Dysfunction

(May 11th, 2023)

Brooding, slow and glitchy and experimental. 

The Antipasti Apathy

(May 8th, 2023)

Dark, glitchy, noisy.

Sushi Self-Deception

(May 7th, 2023)

15 minutes of aural agony, featuring the use of a Japanese flute.

Nighttime Noms

(May 4th, 2023)

Dark, noisy ambient drone. Not for sensitive headphones, speakers or ears.

Shattered Soup Mug 

(December 4, 2022)

May or may not be inspired by real life events. Still experimenting with a darker style.

Forbidden Snacks 

(November 20, 2022)

Still inspired by the strict diet, and still experimenting with a darker style.

Never-Ending Hunger 

(November 15, 2022)

Cats Eating Cornflakes, in the midst of pretty intense diet, mourns what he can't have. A change in style once again.

Endless Omelette 

(February 13, 2022)

An attempt at a different, more ambiental drone style. 

Spilt Milk 

(July 18, 2021)

Inspired in part by the German TV series, Dark.

Jamless Toast

(July 11, 2021)

Created especially for a friend's radio show, which had a theme based on food. The only explictly food based lyrics I've written so far.

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